Emma Watson Watched ‘Pretty Wild’‘So Many Times’

May 30, 2013, 12:00 pm

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As a teenager I was obsessed with Sofia Coppola’s directorial debut, The Virgin Suicides, and then came the Harry Potter movies, and now, as an adult, I find myself voyeuristically fascinated by reality shows. Obviously The Bling Ring, directed by Coppola, starring Emma Watson and based on Alexis Neiers from one of my favorite “bad” reality shows, Pretty […]

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Summer is Never Coming: The ‘Game of Thrones’ Episode That Broke Me [Spoilers]

June 3, 2013, 11:47 pm

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If you read ahead and still complain about Game of Thrones spoilers after this paragraph I’m going to tie your hands to a radiator in a room with a television that plays nothing but the rape scene from both versions of Last House on the Left, the second half of Million Dollar Baby and Boys […]

Kim and Kanye are Having a Girl Because Kardashian Eggs are Rigged

June 4, 2013, 1:20 pm

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It was revealed on the groundbreaking first episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians season 8 that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby does not have a “peepee“ and is therefore a girl. (I’m a very mathematical thinker.) Kardashian males, with the exception of Mason and Rob (fellow outcast Khloe probably felt bad for him and fished him […]

Trailer: The Anna Nicole Story

June 5, 2013, 10:40 pm

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The trailer for The Anne Nicole Story sums up the Playboy model, actress, reality star and TrimSpa spokeswoman’s life into 60 seconds of lingerie, pills, alcohol, clown makeup and disturbed looks from her son who passed away in 2006, just a year before Anne Nicole Smith’s tragic overdose.  The Anna Nicole Story (not to be confused with The Anna […]

Khal Drogo Does a Sexy Polynesian Mating Dance

June 6, 2013, 4:40 pm

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It’s time to stop wondering what Jason Momoa does in his spare time besides getting into bar fights (yes, that’s a real scar) and marrying Lisa Bonet. TMZ has the answer… In a new video acquired by Harvey Levin and his team of widespread camera-fondlers, we see our favorite Game of Thrones barbarian being the perfect […]

Ian Ziering Shows Off His 49-Year-Old Ginger Abs

June 9, 2013, 10:33 pm

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Ian Ziering, best known for his amazing work as the grandfather of all snobby rich kids on Beverly Hills 90210, can currently be seen by horny housewives and confused young lushes in Vegas as a Chippendales dancer. He is joining the once-famous, spray-tanned likes of Jeff Timmons (of 98°) and Joey Lawrence, who danced the erotic night away in […]

Melissa Joan Hart Kissed Ryan Reynolds Because He Gave Her a Watch

June 14, 2013, 2:13 pm

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Back when Melissa Joan Hart was 19, she filmed a Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie for Showtime that co-starred a less chiseled and more curly-haired 17-year-old Ryan Reynolds. Joan Hart tells Chelsea Lately guest host Ross Matthews that Ryan, who had a “creepy scene” in the 1996 movie where he “practically” tried to rape her, gave […]

Soprano’s Leading Man James Gandolfini Dead at 51, HBO Confirms

June 19, 2013, 5:36 pm

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HBO, the network that employed James Gandolfini, 51, from 1999 to 2007 during his incredible run on The Sopranos, has confirmed his tragic death in Italy today. The Emmy-winning, Jersey-born actor suffered an apparent heart attack during a trip to Sicily for the 59th Taormina Film Festival. Gandolfini, who rose to fame in films like True Romance and […]

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James Gandolfini’s TV Family – Edie Falco, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler – React to His Death

June 20, 2013, 4:20 pm

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Actor extraordinaire James Gandolfini’s sudden passing in Italy on Wednesday shocked me, your mama, and the millions of other people who tuned into The Sopranos or saw any one of the notable movies (Get Shorty, Zero Dark Thirty, 8MM, The Mexican, Killing Them Softly etc.) he starred in. Gandolfini worked with everyone from Brad Pitt (who called him a […]

Heather Locklear Comes Off a Tad Bitchy Talking About Her Non-Date With Tom Cruise

June 20, 2013, 9:36 pm

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Heather Locklear came on Chelsea Lately last night to tell a few stories, including one semi-interesting one about how she hung out with Tom Cruise back in the day and was disturbed by his dance moves. “It wasn’t really a date,” Locklear told Chelsea Handler. “We had auditioned for something together and he didn’t have […]

Take Your Butter Money and Run, Girl: Paula Deen Fired From Food Network

June 21, 2013, 5:35 pm

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Paula Deen, Mistress of Carbs, maker of delicious, oozing vodka-soaked chicken with chocolate sauce and essence of Hostess Twinkies, has been terminated by the Food Network after she attempted to apologize (twice) for casually admitting that she uses the n-word. Before telling the public they’d chosen not to renew her contract, the Food Network issued […]

Evelyn Lozada’s Post-Chad Johnson Headbutt Photos are a Brutal Reminder of a Growing Problem

June 24, 2013, 4:32 pm

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There is no bright side to getting beat up by the person you love, but if there’s one thing we can learn from photos of famous women like Rihanna and regular ones like Tina Nash — the British mother who tragically said “I miss the world, I miss everything, I feel like a ghost,” after an […]

Pre-Teen Metal Fan Scares the Crap Out of Heidi Klum and Mel B.

June 27, 2013, 4:17 pm

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What’s better than a six-year-old girl singing an original song called “Zombie Skin” on national television? Almost nothing. Except maybe a six-year-old girl looking all cute and innocent and then scaring the blonde German crap out of Heidi Klum and Scary Spice with her original song called “Zombie Skin” as Howard Stern throws up the […]

Bert and Ernie Come out for Prop 8/DOMA Ruling

June 28, 2013, 3:21 pm

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DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act) is gone and Prop 8 was re-passed in California. I’m going to wait to celebrate until gay marriage is legal for over a year in Cali and for my gay friends to have equal rights in more than just a handful of states. Personal pessimism aside, people are rightly excited. […]

‘Khaleesi’ is Becoming a Popular U.S. Name

June 29, 2013, 10:33 pm

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird is Khaleesi (Ka-lease-ee) as a name for current and future earth-dwelling beings? Weird or not, it’s happening. According to babynamewizard.com exactly 146 Khaleesis were born in 2012. It’s not exactly the worst Game of Thrones-inspired name. Out of all the characters, Khaleesi — played by Emilia Clarke on […]

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Sorry HBO, the Book Version of the Iron Throne is SO MUCH Bigger and Badder

July 10, 2013, 10:55 pm

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The third season of Game of Thrones may have just wrapped, but HBO and author George R.R. Martin have no plans of slowing down the series (except for that whole taking forever to write book 6 and 7 thing). While Martin has always been involved in the wildly successful onscreen version, he recently took to […]

‘Big Brother’ Viewers and the Rest of America Should Never Be Surprised by Racism

July 13, 2013, 3:23 pm

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BREAKING NEWS: There are racist people in the world! So racist in fact that they would spew their crazy hatred and unfunny stereotype-themed jokes all over television and other public outlets because they literally don’t see anything wrong with it. Recently we’ve witnessed varying degrees of this with Paula Deen, Big Brother contestants Aaryn Gries and GinaMarie Zimmerman […]

‘Glee’ Star Cory Monteith Found Dead

July 14, 2013, 12:22 am

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Authorities in Canada have confirmed that Glee star Cory Monteith died today in his hotel room. Employees at the Fairmont Pacific Rim Hotel in Vancouver discovered his body on Saturday night after he didn’t check out at the expected time. Staff found him alone after reportedly going out with friends, and police have issued a statement […]

Cory Monteith Died of a Heroin and Alcohol-Related Drug Overdose

July 18, 2013, 7:52 pm

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A coroner in British Columbia confirmed earlier this week that 31-year-old Glee star Cory Monteith’s death was caused by a lethal dose of heroin mixed with alcohol on Saturday. “It should be noted that at this point there is no evidence to suggest Mr. Monteith’s death was anything other than a most-tragic accident,” Canadian authorities […]

Trailer: The Walking Dead Season 4

July 19, 2013, 6:47 pm

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I have a slightly love/hate relationship with The Walking Dead. Not to the extent that I do Glee or The Newsroom, two shows that I continue to watch and have no idea why, but with TWD my expectations are high and my thought process is like: “Derp. This season is just okay, oh wait, it’s […]